Hark! Who grooves there
I was jamming with King Lear
Dancing across Vienna
I passeth out on beer
When I do count
The clock that tells the time
Wipe the stuff
From those eyes of mine

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Rules we break
Words we fake
Stuff to make
Shakespeare shake

Yes, all the world
Is just a stage
Merely players we are
Coming of age
And, when light in
Yonder window breaks
Got up to have me
A Shakespeare shake

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I hit Hamlet
Right in the face
And, then I pushed Ophelia
In the lake
I awoke from A midsummer night's wet dream Juliet made me coffee with extra cream

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