Jammed with natives in the forest
Eskimo gave me tusk of walrus
Hopped down under a kangaroo
Played a tune on didjeridu
Stepped on a mine in viet nami
Wahed in Japan by a great tsunami
I'm lying here at home, in my bed
Been all around the world, in my bed
Danced on volcano at Krakatoa
Charmed a snake, tamed a boa
Saw Ol' Faithful, it was a gushin'
Skated through Red Square with a Russian
Kissed the blarney stone and made a wish
Stood on the coast and cursed the British
Me and some pygmies, doin the watusi
Climbed Mount Everest to better see
Swing on a vine through the jungle
With Tibetan Monks gettin' humble
Jukin' by th efire with a shaman
Jettin' blue angels in a plane man