Guess I'm tongue tied,
If I could think of it, I would.
Guess I'm tongue tied,
Ain't even in the right neighborhood.
But, when you spout about:
Petitio Principii (begging the question)
Then, spew from you:
Argumentum ad Ignorantiam
(rant, rant, rant I AM)
Should I cause pause... the reply to I:
Argumentum ad Hominem (attack on this man)
Followed swiftly by the strong-arm wrong --
Argumentum ad Baculum (using brute force)
The relevancy of the fallacy,
Please change your policy,
Logically.